North Korea Celebrates July 4th
Of all countries, I never expected North Korea to be so enthusiastic about The United States’ Independence Day. Yesterday, July 4th, N. Korea harmlessly fired six mid-range missiles into the ocean, hundreds of miles offshore. Clearly this was not an act of war, which means it must have been a display of fireworks to celebrate the Fourth of July. So on behalf of my country, I would like to thank North Korea for its insane, yet thoughtful display of patriotism to the United States.
